((I remember the day I brought home a spider. Then it tried to kill me))
(… Webbers… Why.. ;A;)
Parent gives birth
Parent: I think I'll name her Sara.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
Elephant plays with a Galaxy Note
ASDFGHLLKJHSAFGHJ
I will never understand how amazed humans become after discovering how smart animals actually are. NO SHIT.
((^^^^^ THIS))
The Many Faces of Karkat Vantas
I imagine Karkat can contort his face into the most ridiculous shapes. Especially when he’s in overly-sarcastic rant mode.
(And for some reason I draw him hunched-over/crouching a lot)
hello ewes.
look at your ram.
now back to me.
now back at your ram.
now back to me.
sadly, he isn’t me.
but if he stopped using ewe scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me.
look down.
back up.
where are you?
you’re on a boat with the ram your ram could smell like.
what’s in your hand?
back at me.
i have it.
it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love.
look again.
the tickets are now diamonds.
anything is possible when your ram smells like Old Spice and not a ewe.
i’m on a horse.
HOMESTUCK GIVE AWAY TIME } : 3
I’ve ordered another Pony Pals and tricked it out, so I’m passing this one on to yoou!
It was new when I bought it, and has been modded exactly to what we’ve seen so far in Homestuck (so that in the case more is revealed, you can add it to yourself if you like!)
I’ve already enjoyed it so much. It’s especially fun to read aloud at Homestuck gatherings and other related events. xD
Okay enough about that. Here are…
DA RULES!
- Reblog this no more the 2 times. You may reblog 1 extra time (for a total of 3 times) on April 13th, Homestuck’s birthday.
- For an extra qualification, like it as well.
- You do not have to be following me (but if you wanted to check out my Homestuck toys and cosplay.. .. I won’t stop you } : 3)
- Shipping to anywhere is free.
The contest closes April 27th, and month from today.I will be announcing the victor on my tumblr, as well as contacting the winner to get their mailing information. Make sure you have your ask box or some other means for contacting you prominent on your tumblr page. If there is no way to contact you and you’ve won, I’ll have to pass you over and pick a new winner.
Good luck!
