Parent gives birth
Parent: I think I'll name her Sara.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
minecraft-mobs-in-odd-places: hello ewes. look at your ram. now back to me. now back at your ram. now back to me. sadly, he isn’t me. but if he stopped using ewe scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. look down. back up. where are you? you’re on a boat with the ram your ram could smell like. what’s in your hand? back at me. i...
That person who followed you since you were a...
the-summoner: heezica: aLLA Y’ALLS,
((I dont know if i want to go back to doink))
((to much bad memories but then again)) ((i could always make a new account)) ((and be happy)) ((alone))
((I feel like making an Ask the walrus (Minecraft...
((Also i wont be on this blog for awhile Im Rping my Soldog For awhile))
feeltheasterbro: whoa whos this hottie hot dayum DAT CLOSE UP HNNG wait no COEM BACK
mewling-grub asked: Helwo
Hugs are like Herpes.you give them or you receive them.– Razertower
kristhegooseman: iamartemisday: is it just me or is onceler’s fandom mostly the homestuck fandom also, EMILY YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
literatetaurine asked: dO i REALLY, wELL, tHERE CERTAINLY AREN'T THAT MANY PEOPLE WHO THINK i'M AWESOME, tHANKS,
literatetaurine asked: tHAT'S COOL, i'M DOING PRETTY WELL ALSO,,
literatetaurine asked: aWESOME, sO, HOW ARE YOU TODAY,
literatetaurine asked: ==>Smile back. i NOTICED WE HADN'T SPOKEN YET, sO i THOUGHT i'D STOP BY AND HANG AROUND A LITTLE, yOU DON'T MIND, dO YOU,
literatetaurine asked: hEY THERE kARKAT,
((-Rolls in piles of feelings-))
((I might just.)) ((go to bed soon)) ((or just leave this blog here)) ((and go to my dog sollux blog))
((just ignore me.))
(( C: Im posting feelings.))
((welp dads gone))
((hello sadstuck Im prepared to watch you))
sociallyawkwardalpaca: being a homestuck is hard and nobody understands
-Wants to visit Pippin- -But to fucking scared of his father-
((... My cousin is getting into homestuck))
((fuck.)) ((Im prepared)) ((to get my bags)) ((and move FAR AWAY from this goddamn state))
dumbpointyanimeshades: these updates have been doing bad things to my otp.
yourcreepyuncle: non-sburb players can’t reblog this!!! lol!!!!!! RULE 1 OF HOMESTUCK: ALWAYS REBLOG THIS WHEN YOU SEE IT RULE 2 OF HOMESTUCKl: ALWSASY REBLGTOGS
royalgrub asked: You skip up to your friend....
royalgrub: bloodedred: -Smiles- yay!! You hug him and then back off to twirl around to show off your pretty yellow dress. “I like being big! I can do so much. Like really hug you!” Being big is wealy fun! Its much more fun than being a gwub!